Today's Horoscope for Cancer

March 16, 2026

People are likely to be very keen to please you today, which will both refill your waning ego and help get a few things done ( you've probably been sweating over this stuff recently ). Do keep an eye out for others' ulterior motives in the course of action though, because there's no such thing as a free lunch.

Power Numbers: 5, 1, 49, 8, 21, 3

Born Today: Henny Youngman, James Madison, Jerry Lewis, Alice Hoffman, Hollis Stacy, Maxim Gorki, Harrison Ford

Quick Quote: "Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral."
-- Robert Orben

Random Fact: An elephant cannot jump.

Today in History:
1934: Congress passes Migratory Bird Conservation Act
1937: All but one senior fouls out of a scrimmage game between seniors and sophomores, but he holds on to win the game 35-32
1986: Chris Johnson wins LPGA GNA/Glendale Federal Golf Classic
1941: Dmitri Shostakovich receives the Stalin Prize
1991: Members of Irish Gay and Lesbian Organization march in New York City parade
1916: U.S. and Canada sign migratory bird treaty
1952: Babe Didrikson Zaharias wins LPGA Titleholders Golf Championship
1955: Josephine Kroesen appointed as 1st Dutch female judge
1836: Texas approves a constitution
1938: Temple defeats Colorado to win 1st NIT

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