Today's Horoscope for Cancer

March 16, 2026
People are likely to be very keen to please you today, which will both refill your waning ego and help get a few things done ( you've probably been sweating over this stuff recently ). Do keep an eye out for others' ulterior motives in the course of action though, because there's no such thing as a free lunch.
Power Numbers: 5, 1, 49, 8, 21, 3
Born Today: Henny Youngman, James Madison, Jerry Lewis, Alice Hoffman, Hollis Stacy, Maxim Gorki, Harrison Ford
Quick Quote: "Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything."
-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Random Fact: The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.
Today in History:
1991: New Jersey Net coach Bill Fitch is 4th coach to win 800 NBA games
1974: 1st performance at new Grand Ole Opry House at Opryland in Nashville
1882: U.S. Senate ratifies treaty establishing the Red Cross
1943: Elin K (No) and Zaanland (Netherlands) torpedoed and sinks
1926: Robert Goddard launches 1st liquid fuel rocket, goes 184' (56 meters)
1978: U.S. performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site
1985: Associated Press correspondent Terry Anderson taken hostage in Beirut
1521: Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan reaches Philippines
1997: Stuart Appleby wins Honda Golf Classic
1986: Chris Johnson wins LPGA GNA/Glendale Federal Golf Classic
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